Warning, this post has TOO MUCH INFORMATION
OK...., now that you've read the title, you might not want to read this, especially if you're a guy....but heck i have nothing else to write about...this is a little TOO personal, but oh well...Ok, why must women get pap smears? That is the MOST uncomfortable thing ever! Especially for me since i'm still a virgin. Why isnt there something similar for guys (well maybe there is and i just don't know about it.) Why in the world did someone think to use that horn thing, or whatever it's called, and put it inside the vagina (i don't like that word), ok, let me use "pocket book" instead (something i've heard a few people refer to it as). Why would "forsake" (as my cousin said her mom says, her mom is my grandma's twin sister, and she's old, and country), someone to stick that thing in there and stretch open the "pocket book"??? That thing is COLD and it's uncomfortable! Why did someone say "hey i think i'm going to take this instrument and use it to stretch open a "pocket book" and look up inside it"...What the hell? And use a flash light to look up it. That's uncomfortable!
Like ok, when and how did the first pap smear go? Could you imagine that?
Doctor: Yes miss, i want you to lay down, spread your legs and put your feet on these foot rest.
Lady: Ok, now what.
Doctor: Now just relaxer while i stick this tool in you to open you up to check up there.
Lady What the hell?
Just crazy. I know ya'll are probably like "WTF is this girl writing about?". But i had nothing else to write about, and that's what happened today. I went to get a pap smear, which i was long overdue for one, about 4 months overdue. Even though i'm not having sex, i still want to check for any fibroid tumors, or cervical cancer, especially since my grandma and mom had to get hysterectomy's (sp). The fist time i finally got one was like 3 years ago, back in the fall of 2002. The doctor couldnt complete it because they didnt have small enough tools to use on me. The second time, which was Nov. of 2003, they still didnt have small enough tools, but i told them to just go ahead and do it because i wanted to make sure that my womanly organs were functioning right. Everything was fine the. So today was the third time, and it was SO uncomfortable and it hurt! It hurt the last time too! And this time she used the wrong tool at first! I'm like "Is this lady trying to kill me?" So she had to go and get another one. Either way it still hurt. It seems like in order for it to not hurt, i might as well go out and have sex (which i wont).
Seeing how that feel makes me scared about when i'll have sex for the first time. I know it wont feel like that, but i know it'll probably hurt. I've had several ladies tell me that it hurt their first time, some have told my their first 2-4 times. I thought that was supposed to be something you enjoy! I guess it's a good type of pain. This guy told me that he had sex with a virgin, and it took him a hour just to get in, and that made his penis hurt. I don't know if he was probably over exagerating with that, probably was. I know my husband is going to have to be patient with me because i'll probably keep saying "Stop, that hurts, stop" I don't know, we'll see, and don't worry i won't post about that experience when it comes if i'm still blogging then, because that's just TOO personal.
8 Comments:
Yeah, well, I'M GLAD THAT I AM A MAN!!! Besides that, it can be a little trying sometimes with a virgin girl...I mean, my last gf was a virgin, and it took a six week process to prepare her "pocketbook" for that type of "transaction"...lots of , um, stretching...slowly, very slowly...and no, it did not make my penis hurt. Also, whatever guy you marry, he will be patient with you so that it can be enjoyable...
I have heard some HORROR pap smear stories. Mine aren't so bad. I've only had two so far, but they weren't the worst experience.
Yes girl. I can't stand Pap Smears. My doctor always tries to talk to me during the process to distract me from what she's doing.
It never works.
I AM GLAD I AM A MAN!!! I just have to look out for that prostate exam...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
"My mommy said not to let anyone touch my magic places..."
Chris, you are retarded...:-) and yea i'm pround of still having my v-card!@butterfly
lol@you cussing the doctor, i almost did@butterfly...
wow@bleeding everywhere@reliza, that hasnt happened to me, i just felt a lil sore, thats all...
i dont understand why they try to talk to you. she was asking what my major was and everything@chevonne...
yes it's horrible!@aries!
yea she told me to start using tampons like 2 years ago, but i refuse to, i just constantly change my pads@gabi...
as for staying a virgin forever, heck naw! lol, *praying* God please send me a husband SOON! Amen! lol, but no i dont ant to get married to just have sex, i want kids, companionship, to be love and love someone, etc...
but you know what, i started to get a pap smear because the doctor told m that even if i still havent had sex, i should still get a pap smear to check for ovarian and cervical cancer@gabi
and Chris, you still are a punk! yea be glad you're a man! :-) and i'm glad to hear that it didnt make your penis hurt...lol@alot of stretching...
OWWWWW...pap smears are a bi*** man. I rememeber I had my first pap smear..In addition to being massively shook, it hurt like all hell. LMBO @ Chris...."My mommy said not to let anyone touch my magic places..." thats a good line. I like that.. Anyways, stay a virgin, Toya, Gabi.... it is worth the wait. I wish I was still a virgin in this day and age.
I'm gone...
As a man, I am thrilled to hear of young women being proud of their virginity. Something that is far too easily thrown aside these days. And I know....that your future husbands will admire you for your morals. Real Men value this type of character.
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